Kirkkitsch’s Blog

Jiz: It Gets Worse
December 20, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Humor, Life

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Comfort Food Gets Real
December 19, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Food, Humor

‘Tis the Season
December 15, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Humor

December 5, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Humor

A friend posted this on Facebook and it cracked me UP! She lives in Minnesota, but this is SO Texas. People here are the biggest pussies when it comes to remotely chillier weather and/or even something simple like RAIN. It turns everyone with an automobile into a total spaz. I’d love to see some of these people experience a REAL winter, somewhere up north, like Michigan and/or Minnesota…but then, on the flipside of that, I’m sure they think it’s “hot” there in the summertime. Try 115ยบ for nearly 3 months. Ugh!

Maria Bamford…Sex Hole
November 10, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Humor

Kitten Kaboodles
September 22, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Humor

This pretty much sums up how I’ve been feeling lately. Continue reading

July 27, 2011, 6:00 am
Filed under: Humor, Music

This weekend, with some free time on my hands (huh? what’s that?) and some extra money in my pocket (what?!), I dropped in on THE place to be seen: Whole Foods. I was taking a chance, since I have none of the qualities that a premiere grocery store shopper like Whole Foods attracts: sweet ankle tattoo, 15% (or less) body fat, fragile/delicate eco-friendly intestinal fortitude and I’m not completely full of shit. Long story short: I emerged undetected by the hoards of pretentious fags and holier than thou greenies.

Anyway, while I was there, I actually got a bunch of good lookin’ carrots (shockingly, for a little less than what I pay at the peon’s store I normally shop at!), and a frozen pizza, which I will review once I’ve consumed it. Consumed it real good! Ah push it, ah ah ah ah push it…but I digress. Continue reading