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Idiots on Parade
August 18, 2009, 6:00 am
Filed under: Life

At work, on any given day, hundreds of thoughts go through my mind throughout the day. I thought I would share a few with you. Envy me. SIGH.

Idiot upon entering the store: I’m looking for a movie.
Me (walking to computer, at the ready): Okay!
*prolonged silence*
Me: Does the movie have a name?

Idiot upon entering the store: I’m looking for The Notebook. Would I look under ‘T’ or ‘N?’

Me answering the phone: Movies R Awesome, this is Kirk, can I help you?
Idiot: Is this Movies R Awesome?

Me answering the phone (at 10:30AM): Movies R Awesome, this is Kirk
Idiot: What time do you close today?
Me: 11
Idiot: AM?!
Me: l o n g silence… PM
Idiot: (less panicked) Oh,okay.
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